- Anti Joke

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.