What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Poop.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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