Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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