- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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