- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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