- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

women rights

I'm going as the joker for halloween

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

breasts

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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