- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man penetrates another man.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

your life

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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