Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Poop.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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