- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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