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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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