- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Racial equality.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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