- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

poo

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

YOLO

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

u know whats a crime? rape

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