Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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