What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Women's rights.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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