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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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