Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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I like school Said no one ever.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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