- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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