Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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