What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Fine, ladies first.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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