10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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