- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Michael Brown

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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