- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

knock knock who's there? hope

once upon a time, it snowed

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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