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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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