- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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