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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

How old is victor? Half past dead

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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