Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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hey justin

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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