- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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