- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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