Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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A whole 'nother.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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