Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Honk if you're Amish!

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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