- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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