i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Women's rights.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Knock Knock No solicitors

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do black people eat? Food.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

wael.. nuff said

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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