In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Michael Brown

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Justin Beiber

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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