- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

you suck

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why so serious ?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

non poop

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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