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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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