What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

no pun intended

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

su algato es en fuego

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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