- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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