- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Black people.

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