How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Poker face

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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