- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

no rasist joks

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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