- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

My spelling is horrible

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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