- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

-knock knock! -doors open

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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