Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Robin, get in the car!

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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