How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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