PENIS lol

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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