Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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João Duarte reads this.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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whats 7+4? 74

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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