Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Dead girls can't say no.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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