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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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