- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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