- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

read me write me

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Nickelback

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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