Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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