- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Womens rights

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

i have yougurt mit traktor

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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