So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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