how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Emily Walker.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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