What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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