Michael Brown

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

masturbating on a tarc bus

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

I like U.............................nicorns :D

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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