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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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