Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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