- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Stephen Hawking

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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