- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did katy fall off her bike?

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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