- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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