- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

kill yourself

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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