What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A hill billy went fishing

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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