- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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