Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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I? Everett

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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womens rights

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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