- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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