- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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