- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Tim likes girls

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