- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

whats 1 + 1? 2

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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