- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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